While at the Adult Entertainment Expo 2006, I came across a rather interesting booth. Tucked away towards the back away from the mega booths was a small stall featuring a single product. Of all the niches and fetishes that I have come across, nothing prepared me for Clown Porn. You heard me right Clowns Fucking! I guess there must be a segment of people out there with a fascination for Bozo boffing. At minimum, I figured it would be something different to write about that would especially appeal to those that thought they had seen it all.
As a comedy entry, Clown Porn doesn’t take itself too seriously. It is narrated by Leighton Hollingsworth who does a credible parody as Rod Swirling of Twilight Zone’s Rod Serling. We are about to go on a journey into the weird and captivating world of Clown Porn. To be fair, don’t expect a big budget production, the sound is okay and the camera work is … creative. Make-up, lets just say there was no shortage of grease paint in this film. As far as talent goes – I don’t think you’ll get too many big names signing up for this type of film but they did manage to get Hollie Stevens, Jenna Brooks, Zenova Braeden, Kelly Cornflake, Hef Ponder, Dave Pounder, Sheldon Unseen, Travis Lee, and Sam to make appearances.
So what do you get for your $15 (including shipping – that right it is cheap… I mean cost effective). There are five scenes that are all themed. There is the Recurring Dream where a hot babe gets taken by two clowns. There is Blind Date where an unsuspecting over-sized nerd hooks up with a hottie clown. Lezbozo is Morebozo introduces us to girl-girl clown action. Room Service sees an unwitting hotel guest getting jumped by a couple of cute clowns. Everything wraps up with Daddy was a Clown, where a hot babe becomes an unwitting contestant in a clown sex fest game.
Although I am not a huge clown fan, I found this flick captivating in the same sort of way passer bys can’t help but stare at a car wreck. Something about smeared grease paint and funky colored hair left me stunned as the film progressed. For a first production on a light budget and for only $15 this film proves that creativity in the adult industry is still alive and well. It is also about the only place you’ll fulfill any clown sex fantasies that you may be repressing. Clown Porn never takes itself too seriously and delivers on its promise of showing Clowns Fucking!! |