This little number is a five and quarter inch vibe with about four and quarter inches of insertable length and just over one inch of girth. The business end of this toy is a Santa face with a pointy red cap that serves as a g-spot stimulator (see photo). The beard is white and the face is skin-tone in color. The grooves and bumps of the Santa head feel a little strange inserted, but some of you out there are bound to be turned on by Santa’s head disappearing into your pussy.

You could have an enormous amount of fun with a case of these. Imagine setting about twenty of these around your house and then waiting to see if your house guests think that they are candles and try to light them! Marvelous! I’m telling you, it does look like a candle or a Christmas ornament. These would make fantastic party favors for a Holiday bachlorette party.

The toy takes a single AA battery, which on my evaluation unit kept getting stuck inside the toy when I went to change it out. For me, changing the battery always required needle-nosed pliers to retrieve the spent battery. It’s a minor thing, as this unit is intended as a silly novelty for some quick laughs, not as a heavy-use utility vibrator. Alright, so pick up one of these Old St. Prick vibrators and have yourself some laughs this Holiday season.