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Adult Mistletoe
Plastic mistletoe and a condom - sounds like a recipe for romance!
 
Category:Novelties - Unusual
Price:$2.49
Supplier:Pipedream Products, Inc.
 
 
Full Product Review
Reviewer: Frank "The Tongue" Giovanni (Read Bio)
Review Date:12/21/2005
Packaging:Small, clear plastic packet
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Looking for a different kind of gag gift? Here’s a nifty little novelty for the Holidays – Adult Mistletoe™ from Pipedream Products, Inc. This item makes for a funny stocking stuffer you can give as a gag gift to that special someone. The festive package includes one colored condom and a small piece of plastic mistletoe (see photo). Have your digital camera ready to capture your lover’s face when he or she reaches into their stocking and pulls this out!

Last weekend I decided to try this out to see how well it worked. After an amazing dinner, I found myself sitting on the sofa with a lady friend I had been introduced to earlier in the week. She’s a hot red-head with a great ass, come hither eyes, and a gorgeous face – just my type. As soon as she set her wine glass down, I pulled out the mistletoe and held it above my head. She paused for second, recognized what it was, and then leaned in for a long, sultry kiss.

Things seemed to be going my way, so I decided to press my luck. I reached under her sweater and slowly, methodically, unbuttoned her bra. My hands found their way to her perfect breasts, feeling their firmness and tracing their tempting curves. She moaned in approval, so I shed my clothes and aided her out of hers. In a flash that colored condom that came in the Adult Mistletoe package was on my now throbbing member. As I entered her missionary-style on the sofa I couldn’t help but to look at that mistletoe while thinking to myself, “Frank, old chap, ’tis the season to be merry…”