| Okay, guys, we’ve all picked up the phone and been turned down for a date because our “girlfriend” is too busy washing her hair again. Or she’s re-organizing her closet… on a Saturday night… yeah right! A lot of guys in this situation turn to a good old blow-up doll for a little quick jack action when the regular squeeze isn’t puttin’ out. Uh, I mean that’s what I hear … I’ve never been in that situation myself, but from what people have told me that’s what guys in that situation do.
Enter Doc Johnson’s 3 Holes Blow-Up Doll featuring Vivid girl, Mercedez. This doll, in a lot of ways, is the perfect date. She won’t ask you to buy her dinner and movie or pick fights with the biggest guy in the bar. Not this one. She won’t keep talking when all you want is some silence. No sir. You can stare at her tits all night and she won’t mind at all. Best of all, after sex she doesn’t need to be held. As you can appreciate from the foregoing, this toy is 58 inches of plastic pleasure.
The Mercedez doll has a sultry photo of the star printed on the head. This adds to the realism as it seems like the hot Mercedez is looking right at you. The head is about the only realistic attribute though, as the arms, legs, and torso are of the typical blow-up doll variety. The breasts do not have nipples, and there is no pubic hair, for example. You can’t expect too much realism and attention to detail at this price point, however. The mouth, pussy, and ass are all penetrable to varying depths: 4 inches (mouth), 5.25 inches (pussy), and 5 inches (ass). You will want to use some lube with this toy to make thrusting into it a bit more comfortable and smooth.
The toy has a single valve for inflation and deflation, located on the back. I recommend using a powered air pump for speed (and to avoid hyperventilation!) Most air pumps can be reversed to aid in deflation as well, making it easy to store the toy away after use. Before doing so, be sure to clean the doll and all the openings with an anti-bacterial toy cleaner prior to storage. Unless you like answering a lot of questions from your significant other (“Honey, look what I found…!”) or your kids if you have them (“Daddy, what’s this funny looking doll I found?”), I suggest storing this toy where no one will ever find it, except you.
As a gag gift for a Bachelor party or other such event, this toy is great. As an inexpensive masturbation alternative to strokers and other male sex toys, the Doc Johnson 3 Holes Blow-Up Doll featuring Mercedez is a viable alternative. For some the height of the toy (58 inches) or the maximum penetrable depth (5.25 inches) may present a problem so consider how endowed you are before purchasing. This toy can be found online and at adult retail outlets that carry Doc Johnson products.
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