When you think of hydrogenated vegetable oil the first thing that comes to mind is the familiarity of margarine. As you can see from the photos, Boy Butter comes in clever packaging that mimics that of a popular brand of margarine found in most US supermarkets. I did a double-take when I first the container because it looks so close to real margarine. There is just something decadent about the visual of opening up a tub of what looks like margarine and using it as a sex lube.

When I pulled off the cover of the 8oz container the consistency reminded me of sour cream, but not as white. I’ve used a lot of lubes and most I have come across are in liquid form. Boy Butter is unlike those other products in that it is thick and creamy, similar to a lotion. The color is a faint white-yellow, with a very slight margarine/hand cream smell. The scent is minimal, so those who don’t like a lot of perfume in their lubricant will appreciate this product.

This is an oil-based product, so you need to be aware that it is not for use with latex condoms or other latex products. The manufacturer suggests using polyurethane condoms or other types of non-latex condoms. Although oil-based, you do not have to worry about it staining clothes, bedding, or other items. I took a dab of Boy Butter and rubbed it thoroughly into a white cotton t-shirt to verify the manufacturer’s claims. Sure enough, once I washed the shirt it came out with no stains whatsoever. In fact, water alone is all that is needed to clean up a typical Boy Butter spill.

A few nights ago I decided to put Boy Butter to the test with this total knockout I met at a party. She’d been flirting with me all night and I just had a good feeling that things were going to go my way. Sure enough, we had a great evening and ended up back her condo on the lake. We were scarcely in the door when she dropped her trench coat, exposing a sizzling hot velvet lace merry widow. I wasted no time and quickly scooped her up and carried her, fireman style, to the bedroom.

I wasn’t sure how she would react to the Boy Butter packaging, but she laughed good-naturedly when I broke out my 8oz tub. I think she was as curious as I was about how well it would work. I rubbed an ample amount on my cock and proceeded to enter her from behind. It lubricated remarkably well. I think what came as a pleasant surprise was how long the lubricating effect continued to last. She was already approaching her second orgasm almost ten minutes into our lovemaking before I felt I might need to re-apply more of the product. Some water-based lubes, for example, wear out after only a minute or two.

My experience using the Boy Butter for masturbation went equally well. To help you less creative folks out, the manufacturer lists other possible uses for Boy Butter. Lastly, let me say this: Boy Butter is an American-made product, which in case you haven’t noticed are getting harder and harder to find any more. This product is not mass-produced in foreign lands by some gigantic, faceless mega-corporation concerned only with profits. No, it’s made by a small, relatively new firm with a lot of passion about lubricants. When you buy a product like this you are supporting a small business, one with the kind of spirit of entrepreneurialism the USA was built on. So give this stuff a try and let the supplier know your feedback at the URL listed at the top of this review.

All product images courtesy Boy Butter Lubes.