Holy butt plugs Batman! I never thought I would see something quite like this when I opened my latest package from Doc Johnson. I had to make sure it wasn’t the weed playing with my sense of reality when I unpacked this monster. It is about 9 inches tall by 4.5 inches across at its widest point and it has to way at least a couple of pounds. It looks like it would be better used for plugging holes in a dike somewhere then dishing out anal pleasure.
Like Doc Johnson’s other Red Boy butt plugs, the Red Boy XL Butt Plug (The Challenge) consists of a smooth red rubber outer skin over some sort of spongy-rubber inner core. It is designed for rough play and easy clean-up. In this case, I also think that is designed to give someone a one-way ticket to the adult diaper aisle.
There was no way that this thing was going anywhere near my ass, but I knew someone that just might be up to the challenge. A buddy of mine was a little light on cash and heavy on the ass and wanted to load up on some bud for the weekend. I made him a deal. If he could take on the Red Boy XL Butt Plug then I would give him the same volume in premium BC bud for his troubles and my laughs.
He asked if he could hit a sample of the bud to help him relax and get in the right mood to take on the beast and I was happy to oblige. This was going to be frickin hilarious. So he lit up and lubed up. The smooth tapered end, helped him get going but it quickly got to the point where he had to practice his breathing and Zen of butt plug to proceed. With a little more silicone and about 30 minutes of working on it, he managed to take it all. I couldn’t believe it.
I was going to be out some serious bud on this one. Little did I know, I was also going to be out one Red Boy XL Butt Plug. As sure as he got it in with one final push, he couldn’t get it out. At least right there, he told me he got it out later that night after he polished off a good chunk of his party bag. It was one hell off a show seeing him take on this sex toy and I don’t think many could do it without a little herbal help and some anal experience.
This was certainly the most fun I have had watching someone else use a sex toy. The Red Boy XL Butt Plug has to be seen to be believed and would make a fine addition to any fraternity’s hazing ritual. Just think of the looks on the those pledges’ faces when they behold The Challenge. As for me, I know my limits and no matter how much I partake, the Red Boy XL Butt Plug is getting nowhere near my ass. Latter dudes and dudettes.
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