Cousin Stevie’s toilet paper is made by Pipedream Products as a novelty that is sure to get a little attention if found on a spool in your bathroom. It isn’t the softest toilet paper in the world; kind of coarse like Cousin Stevie. Some might even say it is abrasive, but at least it is two-ply. The toilet paper comes in a colorful box that features Cousin Stevie and some product shot. The toilet paper itself has a cartoon drawing of Cousin Stevie with his famous sayings like “Fuck it!” and “Fuckin’ A!” surrounding his head and this image is repeated over and over on the roll.

The Cousin Stevie Toilet Paper did a reasonable job of cleaning me up albeit a little coarse. I wish it would have had a few more images and sayings on it, but it serves its purpose as a piece of fan merchandise for a great show that gets you on the inside of the porn industry. It will be the most you ever paid for a roll of toilet paper, but in the scheme of things it isn’t a lot of money for the novelty of getting to wipe yourself with Cousin Stevie. In my case Cousin Stevie reminds me of an old professor I had that said the only thing I’ll get out of his class was two receipts for tuition; take that prof and enjoy your trip down the drain.