| My first reaction when I tore open the shipping box that this sex toy came in was, “Oh my god! What the f*#k is that!??!” Maybe out in the big cities you guys see things like this all the time, but out here in the Midwest, this is news! In fact my girlfriends were stunned speechless (unusual for them) for several minutes after laying their eyes upon The Great American Vibrating Challenge™ from Doc Johnson®. This toy is a fifteen inch monstrosity!
The Great American Vibrating Challenge is a rubber jelly dong, purple in color, and a mind-blowing fifteen inches in length with maximum girth of approximately two and three quarters of an inch. Maybe you want to go back and re-read that sentence. I said fifteen by two and three quarters! Most dongs are in the seven-to-nine inch range with a one and a quarter inch girth, so you get the idea that the Challenge is simply huge. Of the total length of the shaft, “only” about eleven inches is insertable. The remaining four inches comprise the base and “balls.”
Attached to the base is a length of wire and a clear plastic controller large enough to accommodate three AA batteries. The Great American Vibrating Challenge has not one, but two vibrating eggs sealed in the shaft of the dong! Both eggs have independent speed control capability via two sliders on the controller unit. Speed is variable from slow to fast, or you can shut off one or both of the eggs if you do not want vibration. I did notice that the speed sliders are easy to bump unintentionally, so you have to be careful handling and storing the unit so that you don’t accidentally turn it on and run the batteries down.
The amount of vibration noise coming from the toy is minimal. Even with both eggs on full throttle, the toy merely generates a deep thrumming barely audible from several feet away. So if you decide to use this toy when others are around, your risk of discovery is low. In fact, I suspect you will be emitting a lot more noise than the toy will be as you scream, “Oh my god! Oh, oh, oh, oh my god!”
This toy, being made with an enormous amount of rubber, initially emits a fairly powerful rubber smell. You can reduce this by washing the toy with perfumed soap and warm water. I also recommend leaving the product out of the packaging for a few days in a well-ventilated area. Also, be careful storing this toy; contact with other fleshy sex toys or hard objects may deform the unit over time. Also remember that rubber sex toys and microwave ovens don’t mix.
The Great American Vibrating Challenge weighs in at around four to five pounds. It feels solid and has considerable heft in your hands. The shaft area is smooth, without any grooves or ribbing. The shaft and head of the dong is more or less anatomically correct, with a penis head that features smooth, rounded contours. The shaft connects to the base and balls, which are not as accurately sculpted as the rest of the toy. All surfaces are smooth and soft for easier penetration, although ample lubricant will still be a requirement for most people.
So are there people out there that can really take this thing inside them? You bet. A quick search on the Internet turned up many DVDs featuring adult film actors and actresses penetrating themselves with toys this size. If you’re a bit timid around toys this size for sexual use, The Great American Vibrating Challenge also makes a great gag gift for parties or it can serve as a conversation piece for when you have open-minded company over. There’s something about seeing a fifteen inch giant cock on your coffee table that just gets the conversation flowing. What an icebreaker!
The Great American Vibrating Challenge – are you up for it?
Product images courtesy Doc Johnson.
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