One odd looking sex toy showed up at my lab today and its name is even odder. It is Doc Johnson’s™ Red Boy™ Probing Anal Invader (imagine what fun it must be to come up with these names). With a name like this, I just knew I had to give it a try on one of my lab assistants. If I do recall, one of my lab assistants enjoyed working with a butt plug for a prior review, so she should be a good candidate to give this unit a test-drive. So I called her up and lured her into my lab and talked her into giving it a try.
The Probing Anal Invader is not a typical butt plug; it looks more like some type of alien device to violate abductees with. It has about four bulbs on distributed across its length with each bulb being a little larger then the next. By the time someone works their way down to the final bulb, they have given their sphincter a good stretch and they have a lot of red rubber inside of them.
So on with the examination. I started out by warming up my assistant with a little warming lube and one of my gloved fingers. Once she was good and warmed up it was time for the Probing Anal Invader. The attack of the Probing Anal Invader started by slowly working in its head; this went fairly smoothly due to the prior warm-up. Once the head of Probing Anal Invader (did I mention I love this name) entered, the rest of the reduced diameter shaft was easily absorbed into her rectum. Judging from her squirming and moaning, the head insertion really did it for her. The next stage was a little harder to overcome but with a little extra lube and additional stimulation she was able to take it. We tried to go for the last two stages, but it just wasn’t going to happen as she had maxed out. Everyone will vary in what they can take and perhaps with a little more practice she could take on the next bulge.
The pleasure didn’t stop with the insertion; she was able to enjoy the exit of the Probing Anal Invader as much as she enjoyed the entrance. This sex toy was easy to clean up. It has a smooth rubber surface and the color provides enough of a contrast that I could make sure that I didn’t miss anything. It has a good size base so that I can stand it to air dry and I don’t have to worry about losing the toy in one of my lab assistants if we get too carried away.
Rectal probing is not for everyone, but if you get into it then the Probing Anal Invader can certainly put a new twist on ass play. With its multiple levels of insertion and width of bulges it is certainly a toy that could be taken as a challenge to see just how far you can go in a session. Just be careful and listen to your body, if it hurts you shouldn’t do it and be sure to use lots of lube. When your play is done it is especially important that you don’t be a fool and clean your tool. About the only thing I would improve on this sex toy is to make a shorter version that might work better for some of the smaller phreaks out there. | 
