I got another delivery from the dudes at Doc Johnson last week and wouldn’t you know they sent me a Red Boy Large Butt Plug among other things. This is one hefty butt plug. I didn’t really think too much about doing anything with it due to its size until this evening. I got some really good weed from my new patch, I think this stuff is super weed because boy does it make me feel good. In fact I feel so good that the Large Butt Plug is going to meet its match tonight.
Even though I may be a little stoned, it doesn’t mean I am stupid, so I lubed up the beast. I took a big hit from my doobie and started to work my way down on it. This sex toy really stretched me out. But what can I say, it felt good. The plug had a little give to it and with the lube it was smooth as silk. The further I went down on it the more I toked-up and before I knew it, the Large Butt Plug was in and I was totally looped. In fact, I shouldn’t mix weed and sex toys, because the next thing I did was pass out cold. Damn that bud was good.
I woke up a few hours later and damn I needed to go and guess what the plug was still there. I am glad it had the base on it or who knows what might have happened. So out it came and man was I stretched out. This is going to take a little while to get back to normal. So here’s my advice, don’t mix new weed with sex toys, especially large butt plugs as you don’t want to have a loose ass.
So what can I say, this toy was a little large for me (or at least it used to be), but once I got it in, it sure felt good. It rubbed me in all the right ways and it wasn’t as hard as a typical plug is. It cleaned up real good too and the base on it was a real life saver, I don’t think I ever would have got that thing out otherwise. So once again dudes and dudettes don’t mix butt plugs and weed or you too might get more then you bargained for. |