| Yo, yo, yo it’s time for another Seymore Butts’ Toyz® review! This one’s for the lonely guys out there. Guys, sometimes you hit the clubs, your hair all slicked back, tight shirt showing your six-pack abs, trollin’ for skank and despite heroic efforts you come up empty handed. It almost seems like you stumbled into lesbian night at the local meat market, am I right? There are times when you just can’t even get the time of day from the opposite sex. Been there, done that my brothers! Dude, I’m here to tell ya that’s why they made masturbators!
This time out I’m looking at Mari Possa’s Beaded Pussy from Pipedream Products, Inc. You’ll definitely want to click here to check out our Silicon Slave interview with Mari Possa of Family Business™ fame. She is hot, hot, hot!!! The toy itself comes boxed in a three inch by seven inch box featuring photos of Ms. Possa holding her, uh, beaded pussy. In addition to text from Ms. Possa taunting you to buy her sex toy the packaging also sports images and bulleted text touting this toy’s rows of pleasure pearls and flesh-like texture.
Inside the box you will find sample tubes of Seymore Butts Toyz Moist Lite lubricant as well as toy cleaner. Spread open and ready, you will also find the pussy in all of its pink glory. After shedding the toy of its plastic wrapping, I found it to be very soft and flesh-like, yet very tacky to the touch. You may want to try dusting this toy with cornstarch to alleviate some of the stickiness, otherwise be prepared to keep it away from dirt and fibers – these things will stick to it easily.
The masturbator measures roughly two inches in diameter and five and three-quarters of an inch at its tallest. Embedded into the flesh of the toy are four columns of pearls, with each vertical column composed of five beads spaced a quarter of an inch apart. The pussy has realistic lips, clit, and other anatomical features that approximate the real thing. Since the packaging does not claim that a mold was taken of Mari Possa’s actual pussy, and looking closely at the pussy shape of the toy, it appears that this toy is not made from an actual cast of the star. Now without getting too graphic on you, let me describe how this toy worked under everyday usage.
To check out how the toy performs, I went up to my “man room” and threw Digital Playground’s Island Fever 3 into the DVD player. As sixty-five inches of Tera Patrick and Jesse Jane hot sex action filled the screen of my projection television, I got busy with Mari Possa’s pussy. With its columns of beads I found the toy to be somewhat tighter than similar toys I’ve tried. Tightness is good, but there is a fine balance between too loose and too tight. A toy that is too loose won’t get you off quickly, and one that is too tight can create too much friction which can prevent orgasm or in the worst-case scenario - cause pain.
At first I thought Mari Possa’s pussy was going to be too tight for my liking, but after adding more lube and working with it a bit longer, I was able to get used to it. If you have substantially more girth than most average guys, you will probably find this one too confining. The beads inside the pussy create an interesting sensation on my throbbing member that I really liked. The size of the toy made it just right for my hand and was comfortable to use. I successfully got off with a few minutes of stroking. Considering the performance of the unit, the price and the inclusion of free lube and toy cleaner, this is a good overall masturbator. If you are in the market for a new toy for those nights you strike out at the clubs, this one represents good value.
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