The other day I met this gnarly chick working behind the counter at the local hydroponics supply store. She really put the wood in my lumber, if you catch my drift. I complimented her on her cool hemp cap and rad military boots before asking her if she wanted to go out with me. The chicks dig Brother Love, so getting her number was a foregone conclusion. A week later I took her to see a Pearl Jam tribute band at this dive club here in Vancouver - she loved it.

The next night, her and one of her girlfriends showed up at my pad wearing only leather trenches and nothing else. My girlfriend pulled out a Jenna'a Rocket Booster and a bottle of cheap vodka and said, "Let's get this party started!" I think me and that Rocket Booster were both buzzin' before those trench coats hit the floor.

After giving the Rocket Booster a good workout on girl #1, it was time to launch girl #2 into ecstasy. "That thing ain't gettin' near me unless you clean it first," she proclaimed. "Crap!" I thought, my mind racing, trying to remember if I had replaced the dish soap that ran out two weeks ago (no luck.) Then I remembered the jar of Doc Johnson Anti-bacterial Toy Cleaner wipes my roommate keeps in his bathroom.

These wipes come individually wrapped, and feature approximately 3 inches by 6 inches of single-ply cleansing surface area. As each wipe is fairly small, you may find some of the larger toys out there may require more than one wipe to get fully clean. Each wipe is pre-moistened with an anti-bacterial solution contiaining ammonium chloride, dimethyl benzyl, and other things to kill the nasties in a pleasant-smelling way. One wipe did the trick and within seconds I was back in business.

It's worth keeping some of these wipes on hand. You never know when you're to need them. Peace out!
All images courtesy Doc Johnson.