Dude, I must be doing something right. The mailman just dropped off another package and it contained something special. Well it wasn’t my funkadelic brownies from Amsterdam (damn), but it was a special delivery from Doc Johnson. It was a heavy package (for a sex toy) so I was really stoked to find out what they sent me. Whoa if it wasn’t Mercedez’s Pussy and Ass. I guess I’ll never get the real thing (double damn), but this might be as close as I’ll ever get – so what the hell, I’ll give it a try.
When I opened the package it came with three pieces. The first was a really realistic looking pussy and ass with a little bit of hair at the top of the pussy and a little bit of pucker around the ass. It also came with some batteries and a bottle of white powder. No you can’t sniff the powder, I already tried and trust me it’ll give you burning nostrils and a nasty headache. I figured it out the hard way that this is intended to be a dry lubricant like talc powder.
What had me confused for a couple of seconds was what the hell the batteries were for? I noticed that the pussy and ass had some holes in the back where cheeks would normally be. Of course I had to stick my fingers in the holes and when I did I noticed that there was some sort of hard plastic mechanism in each. Ah, it is a vibrating pussy and ass so these must be the vibrators – Genius! They removed easily and I slipped two batteries into each vibrator. Each vibrator has a pressure switch on it so I figured I better put these back in the pussy and ass so that they would be facing towards the middle (where my love gun would be in a minute).
Okay, time to throw on some good porn and make some sweet love. So I get it up with a few strokes and give it a go. Okay no go, need lube, lots of lube (check out our lube reviews). This time everything worked out great and damn if this wasn’t the tightest pussy I had ever had the pleasure of mounting. It was so tight; I really had to work the lube lovin’ to make it happen. Once I penetrated Mercedez Pussy, the vibrators kicked in and whoa what a sensation. Lying down on the bed in missionary position, I was able to pump till my heart’s content and wow what a feeling. Within a couple of minutes I was seeing fireworks and my main member was having a blast.
Damn this thing is good and it makes a nice place to stash my doobies. When “the man” comes and knocks my door down, I don’t think he’ll be too likely to be messing around with this sex toy. Hmmm… doobies and pussy – I got a Monica Lewinsky thing going on here. But even if I never hide my stash in it, this is one great sex toy and it cleans up really easy with a little soap and water. This thing really made me work up an appetite; got the munchies – later Dudes and Dudettes. | 
