I spend a lot of time on the road, traveling from city to city in the name of my true passion: wrestling. I’ve built up quite a fan base and I make a point of participating in as many “meet and greet” opportunities as possible. I like to show the fans my appreciation, you know? Well, recently in Knoxville, Tennessee at one of these events I met two gorgeous ladies (twins!) dressed in matching tight black PVC miniskirts, fishnets, and stiletto heels who wanted to show me their appreciation via a Rocketman sandwich. Booyaah!

After exchanging niceties back at my hotel, we got down to business. It dawned on me that I had with me a bottle of Doc Johnson’s Hot + Sexy™ lube that needed to be field tested for Silicon Slave. “What better opportunity to try this stuff out,” I pondered. The twins began performing the “69” across the room, snapping me out of my reverie. In a flash the cap was off and the Intense Raspberry-flavored lube began to flow.

The Hot + Sexy flavor I reviewed had a very pleasant raspberry aroma. Not too strong nor was it overpowering. What’s interesting about this product is the lube heats up if you blow on it. What I found was that blowing on it did not make it feel hot on the skin, but instead made it taste hot when licked off. The taste itself was excellent. All too often edible lubricant products taste like hand lotion. Not Hot + Sexy. You wouldn’t exactly want to consume gallons of this stuff, but drizzled on the right body parts it makes for a tasty, uh, snack.

OK, so I know you’re going crazy with curiosity; you want to know how my night ended with the naughty twins from Knoxville. Well, I’ve never been one to kiss and tell, but let’s just say everyone was sore in the morning and leave it at that. I must say, I was very impressed with the performance of this lube (and the twins echoed this sentiment about my performance!) Hot + Sexy is a great product and I think you will agree. It’s made in the USA.